Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Black Pantsuit Black-out!

Something is fishy in Hillaryland! There seems to be a total Hillary photo blackout in the works!
I cannot find a single, solitary photo of Hillary in the past couple of days!
The only sound over at my new favorite source for daily Hillary photos and information, Hillary Foreign Policy is this sound....
Cricket. Cricket.

Black Pantsters, if you are concerned like I am, please give a yell down the lonely hallways of "Hillary Foreign Policy", and see if we can rouse anyone!

You might feel a little like this:



This Hillary pantsuit blackout must be put to a stop!!!!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

H.C.A. in the sky!



Oil painting of the day.

I decided to oil paint inside my house, as I woke up desperately needing a studio.
Screw watercolors, "Canary lungs" must paint in oil!
O.K., so my painting was influenced by the music I was listening to today (see below)!

Song of the day*

*For no particular reason....



EXIBIT D

O.K., Black Pantsters, are your whistles ready?
Let's take a look at this video taken last night.
Most people are watching this video because of the tharted kiss, but not us.
This is simply more evidence of another day in which Hillary is wearing yet another BLACK PANTSUIT!
Check it out, and mark it down on your BP clipboard, Pantsters!


Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hillary in space!



Coming soon... Hillary in space!
Inspired by the sounds of Siouxsie and the Banshees!

Join the BLACK PANTSTERS today!

The BLACK PANTSTERS are a Hillary pantsuit watch group who are concerned about the fact that Hillary has been wearing exclusively black pantsuits for many weeks now!
Here's a few examples from just these past few days.....



Taken Friday, Feb. 6th, 2:27 PM


Taken Thursday, Feb. 5th, 1:18 PM


Taken Wednesday, Feb. 4th, 6:38 PM
I could go on, but you get the idea. I won't shock you with more!
( Yes, I know she looks great, but that's not the point!)

The BLACK PANTSTERS ask this question, "Where is the color?"

The vibrant reds, bright yellows, cheery blues, and merry mangoes, seem to have all but vanished from Hillary's wardrobe!

WE, the BLACK PANTSTERS are proud people of color, and we DEMAND Hillary's rainbow of pantsuits return immediately!

After all, We are United States citizens and Hillary Clinton works for US! Did we not hire her with the understanding that she would brighten up the world with her pantsuit rainbow?

Enough already! It's time we put our foot down and demand the return of color to her wardrobe!

If you feel the same way we do, please join THE BLACK PANTSTERS today!

Please sign up in "comments" field.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Adventures with Hillary!

Come on kids, we're invited on an adventure with Hillary!

We're off to a magic land where Hillary will meet world leaders on top of rainbows or even at the bottom of the ocean!
Together we can solve mysteries and fix ALL the problems of the world!
Hillary is waiting, there's no time to loose... let's go!


Friday, February 6, 2009

Hillary Clinton Army "Pot-O-Gold"!

I hereby declare, on this day of Friday, February 6th, 2009, that I shall no longer EVER attempt to provide any relevant information regarding Hillary Clinton.
I leave this to such sites as Hillary Foreign Policy and of-course, to the daily news.
(Not that I ever really bothered with much real news anyway!)

Today, I consciously reinstate my devotion to guide you into the dizzying heights of absurdity we call "The Hillary Clinton Army".
It's a Candyland of Hill-treats and surprises galore!
Come on kids... there's a Hillary "Pot-O-Gold" at the end of this rainbow.....let's go!




Gretchen Baer
Leader of the Hillary Clinton Army

Thursday, February 5, 2009

What's next?

Today I picked up the Hillcar from the transmission guy, and it's back on the road!
It looks a little worse for wear these days, and desperately needs some TLC.
Like many things in life, art cars quickly look like crap if you don't constantly keep up with them.
This brings me to the dilema I find myself in today...
Where am I going, what am I doing, and what is the meaning of life?


Ahhhhhhh!

Today, I find myself taking a moment to wonder....

What's next?



Thoughts? Suggestions?

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Hillary's schedule today

I'm back in town and Officially firing back up the Hill Blog!
I appreciate anyone checking in and reading this, as I have been remiss in my duties of Hill-blogstress for the past couple of weeks.
Please check back on my posts from the trip, as I have sprinkled them with new drawings. I didn't bring my camera, so I drew pictures instead.
Vacation was really fun, but now it's time to get back to work.
Speaking of work, here's what Hillary is up to today:

SECRETARY OF STATE CLINTON:
8:00 a.m. Breakfast with Congressman Howard Berman.

10:15 a.m. Meeting with Defense Secretary Gates and General Jones.

11:50 a.m. Meeting with President Obama and Special Envoy George Mitchell.

12:45 p.m. Town Hall Meeting for employees, in the Dean Acheson Auditorium.

3:30 p.m. Meeting with Tony Blair, Quartet Envoy.

6:00 p.m. Host Reception for Chiefs of Diplomatic Missions.


Hillary's schedule lifted from this cool new blog Hillary Foreign Policy, check it out!


Here's what I'm up to today:

9:45 a.m. Wake up, meet with cat

10:00 a.m. Drink coffee, meet with computer

10:45 a.m. Post this blog, meet with myself

12:45 p.m. Go find food, meet with others

6:00 p.m. socialize, meet with friends




It seems one of these schedules is really lame, and it sure ain't Hillary's!