The United States Department of State would like to remind you that if you are not old enough to drink,
you are not old enough to wear a pantsuit.
Pantsuit wearing among minors is against the law. If you spy any of this illegal activity, in which parents dress their children in pantsuits, please report it to the State Department immediately!
Call 1-800-NOT-CUTE and stop this Democratic epidemic before it stops us!
Enough said on this sad subject.
