Saturday, November 29, 2008

Doug Stanhope Celebrity endorsement

Today's Hillary Clinton Army celebrity endorsement comes from Comedy Central comedienne DOUG STANHOPE!
When he isn't traveling the world horrifying and delighting people, he makes his home here in Bisbee, AZ. He is truly one of the most brilliant comics in the world, (and I'm not just saying that because he gave us an endorsement!) So check him out!

"The Hillary Clinton Army is possibly the most formidable military force in recent history, eclipsing both the Kiss and Salvation Army in scope, grit and tenacity. More-so, the HCA harbors at it's center the very power brokers who control the destinies of man. It's tentacles reach into every branch of governments both domestic and abroad, influence most major decisions in the World Bank & International Monetary Fund and work the World Trade Organization like a skilled puppet-master. The Bilderberg Group fetches their coffee and the Illuminati shines their jackboots.

It is only out of a shuddering, debilitating fear for the well-being of myself and my family as well as the future of mankind that I give my humble endorsement to the HCA and to all that it does on this Earth."

Douglas Stanhope


Jess said...

This could be Louise's next boyfriend... don't tell Bingo!

El-Change-O! said...

Maybe she could date them both. Bingo will no doubt fall in love with Louise when she meets her!

love23 said...

OH MY GOD! DOUG! how synchronistic! I was just planning my new gun metal grey HCA tunic, and logged on to find your amazing endorsement of HCA. I couldn't be more enthusiastic, to get the new OUTFIT completed ASAP! Always love your writing and brain! xoKATE PS And of course your choice of BINGO as your soul mate!

Louise Slut Monkey said...

Mmm, a three some. I'm down with it!

El-Change-O! said...

Hey Kate, can't wait to see you in your new H.C.A. look!