Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Art Envoy Institute

Today I decided to open the "Art Envoy Institute". 
There's no more time to waste, it's time to bust a move.
Classes will begin immediately.

I will cherry-pick the best of the local youth talent for my students.
Tuition is free, but a dress code will be strictly enforced.
You guessed it... pantsuits are the law.
I bought a bunch of pantsuits today to give to my potential students.
They can take them home, destroy them however they wish, ( strongly encouraged), but then they must wear them to this Exclusive Institute.
Public art projects, International travel, Art show...and more!
A perfect feather in the cap for a young artist trying to get into a good art college!


Chew-Mee said...

Du U hav Ladyboy size? I weally only 16 in Cambodian years....

Anonymous said...

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