It is the H.C.A's own Julia Tucker's 40th Birthday today.
Julia chose "Vampire Malaise" as the theme of the party.We are all going to put on our moldy ascots and bored expressions and hang out on a mountain top overlooking our town tonight.
"Oh look, another century has passed. Snooze."
The Art Envoys can't resist anything with dramatic flair, so they've already draped themselves on a craggy mountain peak somewhere to watch the pathetic lives below...
"There was something else I was going to say, but I forgot... oh well".