Art Envoy Jade has really taken things too far!!!
Jade went and broke her right elbow last night just like Hillary Clinton.
We didn't mean you had to actually hurt yourself, Jade!
You could have worn a State Department sling simply as a fashion statement.
This whole "Slings for Solidarity" thing has gotten out of control!
( Art Envoys wearing Slings for Solidarity and playing with their gold watches)
I wonder if I can score one of those cool Government issued sling seals from the State Department for Jade?
And what about a State Department gold watch on a chain?
Oh boy, this really may take some doing!