Beep... Beep... Beep...
H.C.A. secret agents have been scouring Martha's Vineyard for information regarding Chelsea Clinton's wedding and have come up empty handed.
All caterers are reporting the same thing.... no calls from the Clintons.
Could the wedding not be taking place on the Vineyard after all?
Could the Clinton's be bringing their own caterers?
Is one of these caterers doing the smart thing and not telling the truth?
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Does anyone even care?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind....