The pants are stretchy
the elastic is busted
the polyester is nubby
the zipper is rusted.
the pockets are fake
the stains are real
room to grow in
Wow this is close to one of your all time faves:Budget Fudget
the colors are vibrantpolyester also holds smellbut all things consideredpant suits are wonderfully swell
`This murky grey pantsuit Is really a dudThe lady that wore itmust have lived in the mud.
That pantsuit must havelived under a bedIt's dusty and musty and presumably dead.
Did it live in the countryOr maybe the city?Did someone kill itwithout any pity?Perhaps it lived In a house on the Sound In wild desperationIt jumped in and drowned.
Poor pantsuit she wishesThat she could be deadShe need Gretchen,you seeTo turn her to red!
Just think, as "Red"She could arise from the floorPut on her Rhinestonesand walk out the door.Walk down the hill and into the barOrder a beerIt's not very far.
WOW! Those are all fantastic!!!!
I am going to take a wild guess here and say "Anonymous" is none other than my mother, Jackie Baer?
"Red" might meet a manin a pantsuit of greento give her a dance and call her his QueenBut what if a pantsuit named "Green"Should marry his "RED",Why it's almost obscene!The Babies,The Babies the Babies,I sayWould all turn out to be some shade of grey!!
The Pantsuits that were worn by your AnnieWere clothes that coveredher FannieThey were not obscene(nor particularly clean)But theywere better than not wearing any.
Zow! Bang! Pop! whiz! Thanks Anonymous! Keep 'em comin'!
When I return can we have a Get Jackie Back parade?
It's fantastic........___________________Vince#1 Satellite Television Service Provider
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