O.K., so I am invited to a "Come as your favorite "Movie Star/Rock Star/Porn Star" costume party that starts in a few hours and I have no idea who to be.
Talk about last minute here...I could seriously use your help! Here's a few ideas I have, but I'll consider being just about anybody!
My first thought, to the no-doubt, collective groans of all my friends, would be to be Hillary.
I could bring a multitude of Pantsuits, and repeatedly dive into the pool in all colors of the rainbow.
My next thought is Carol Channing. I just love me some Carol!
I don't know if I could pull off Raquel Welch, but hey, I'd be willing to consider trying! Oof, groan.
Other people that have passed through my brain are Vicki Lawrence, Olivia Newton-John, Mamma Cass, Chesty Morgan, and a bunch of other difficult to pull-off people.
Hmmmm..... I'm really lazy here. Any thoughts?