Tuesday, September 9, 2008

H.C.A. agent reporting from Alaska

Judging by the photos she sent, Secret Agent Louise is enjoying her trip to Alaska. This was not intended to be a pleasure trip, Louise. I expect a full report by 0000 hours. Start digging for dirt or your fired!
If anyone from Alaska spots a drunken sock monkey please contact me ASAP. Thanks!

Big Brass
Leader of the H.C.A.


Agent Louise said...

Alright already...I'll get to work. I finished my 'Duck Fart' anyway. I'll start diggin for dirt, but I'll tell ya, I have'nt seen any at all...just snow...alot of fucking snow!

Anonymous said...

Dear Big Brass-----I had a surprise visit from Fiona Flamingo,who flew in on the last hurricane winds---she was wearing her best coat and pink heels.we found her to be a bit MUCH for too tidy M.V. She said that she was looking for a film job perhaps with Louise,whom she does admire.When she turned her back we stuffed her into a box headed for Bisbee,my goodness what language came forth from that box!!! However she is yours to deal with henceforth--------Jackie-o

El-Change-O! said...

Is this one of those Trojan flamingos I've heard about?

chew-mee said...

How u git a trojan over a flamingo wit out it break'n?

El-Change-O! said...

Especially with heels on!