Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Presidential predictions and other nonsense

Good morning, kids! It's time to play a game...

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, John McCain.

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Can you guess which thing is not like the other?

Red? Green? Blue? Pretty, ugly, bulbous? No!

O.K., you'll never guess. All these people have the same amount of letters in their first and last names EXCEPT John McCain.

He is the looser. Boooo!

If he changed his name to Johnny McCain, or John Cain, he might be a winner, but no. He is the big fat looser.

If he changed his name he would also have to have reconstructive surgery to look the part of his new identity.
But as it is, he has tried to fit in by choosing a young attractive running mate. He never would have chosen Sarah Palin in a million years if she wasn't nice looking.
So much for sexism.
So now we know why John McCain is the looser. He just doesn't fit in with the name game!

With that said, here are my presidential predictions of the morning:

Name-unbalanced John McCain has a great future at the golf course. I even see a hole-in-one! He and Cindy will have many fun-filled days lounging around on the greens. Oh wait, I see in my magic crystal a couple T.V. spots for him that will go over like lead balloons!

Winner Sarah Palin has a great future in store! No, not anything presidential I'm happy to say. Sarah will be a CELEBRITY! She will write a book, appear on T.V. shows, and be invited to lots of parties! Yea Sarah!

Winner Hillary Clinton will continue to work her ass off till the day she dies. She will make some monumental changes in this world, and will go down in the history books as one of the great leaders of all time! Yea, Hillary!

Winner Barack Obama has a great future as our next president. He will usher in some great reforms in our Government. Yea, Barack!

As you see, if you have the same amount of letters in your first and last name, you win the game!

Sorry John!


David Daniel said...

You forgot Sarah Palin's $1Billion offer to pose nude for Playboy... which she accepts... 'cause you know dignity aint high on her list of attributes....

El-Change-O! said...

Yes, apparently I did forget this! O.K., she has a bright future in nudie mags too!

AdB said...

Hi G,
I am Alex Boneo -Sally's friend. I found something interesting
Great-funny blog.I was in total denial of any political topic-but after that afternoon at the restaurant I got curios and here I am now...
H-b-day to Shawnee. He gave the first job opportunity to Carlos my Husband when we moved to the US about 3 years ago. Please tell him we with him a H. B-day. Thanks, Alex

Anonymous said...

It's time to end the sexist treatment of Sarah Palin!!!
(please watch before you comment :)

Jess said...

I win!! JESSE SMITH...yeah! What's my prize?

Jess said...

I win!! JESSE SMITH...yeah! What's my prize?

AdB said...

a must

El-Change-O! said...

Hi Alex, good to hear from you! Watch out, this political circus is addictive! G