Saturday, September 13, 2008

Hillary Clinton Island

Hola, Agent Louise here reporting from sunny Panama! After hearing all the Bullshit coming out of the GOP's ass these past three weeks. I made up my mind to go to the other end of the bull to find a new home.So I'm in beautiful Bocas del Torrrrrrro (That's 'mouth of the bull' for all you non spanish speaking goombas) I'm here on a top sercert mission called 'Isla de Hillary' also know as plan B.That is if 'Grandpa Warmonger Chipmunk and The Psycho Bitch Mutant Mix of Rove & Bush with just a pinch of O'Reagano' win the election.I'm sooooooooooooo out of here! So plans have been made between Big Brass and I to secure a location for 'Hillary Island',it may be a good place to hang out till 2012. 'Hey wait a min!Doesn't the Mayan calender end in 2012?' Well if McCain/Palin win it just may be the end of the world before we even get to 2012 baby! Anyway 'Hillary Island' will be a place where everyone will have universal health care,and women can do what they please with their own wombs! But there is still a lot of work to be done,Chew-Mee is here and we are starting an eel farm.He/She even has some of the local girls learning the art of eel dancing.CM made a new drink with Red-Bull&Sake served in a Pipa(Green Coconut)it's called a RBSB Pipa.I have also found a new way to get totally wasted here,if you lick the backs of these little red tree frogs.'Man you'll be tripping like it's the 60's all over again'
Over and 'almost past' Out, A.Lousie


El-Change-O! said...

We are dead serious here,folks! If you want to live on "Hillary Clinton Island" sign up now, and be prepared to bring lots of loot!
We will do everything in our mighty powers to win this election, and have probably just un-jinxed the election by making other plans ( ancient Panamanian secret), but even Obama has a back-up plan!
I can hear the "Hillary Clinton Island" flag waving in the breeze right now!
Let's find the perfect Island for us to buy, and make our dreams come true!
Big Brass

Flying Mermaid said...

Hahahah, didn't realize you'd actually picked out the specific island!

Um, do you take snowbirders?

El-Change-O! said...

Here at H.C.A. Headquarters, we are on the job!

kcmustang said...

im up for a move