Sept. 16th
Dear Hillary Clinton Army,
As some of you may know, I have been diligently at work investigating the purchase of a tropical island, here-in to be known as "Hillary Clinton Island".
After a week of searching I have come to the realization that since most tropical islands cost in the millions, it would be prudent, for now, to simply RENT an island.
Now, those of you who know me should know that I am completely serious.
Private island rentals are actually pretty reasonable and practical. Plus they have all the amenities we will need already there. Housing, food, water, tropical beverages,and yes, maybe even a disco!
"Hillary Clinton Island" will be a tribute to Our Dear Lady on a monumental scale. No sour grapes grow on this island. Glamor, fun, and freedom will be the name of the game.
All we will need to pack will be our gold togas, diaphanous gowns, and lace-up sandals. More elaborate COSTUMES are optional but encouraged. I'll take care of the 30 foot backdrop of a golden Hillary statue for our temple dances. Until we build a real one, this will have to do.
A heli-pad will be a key feature in the choosing of our island. Hillary will be notified when all our plans are set.
Also crucial in our island selection will be a friendly, fun-loving staff willing to change the island's name for the week to, of-course,
"Hillary Clinton Island".
All in favor, say "I".
Big Brass
Travels With The Hillcar!
8 years ago
8 comments:
Open up your eyes American
Barack Obama & Biden bring more of the same, They are flat out lying, on a Daily Basis to the American poeple,
Every single thing we have heard about Biden is true,, he is not ready Hillary was a better pick,
I voted for Hillary because a woman should be in office for a change, Not Obama,
Palin has more experience than Obama Biden, McCain all put together, yet Obama has zero experience, no matter what anyone says, it just the fact, check Politcal facts sheet,
But Obama is counting on the bubba Vote ,, he does want the dumbest voter he can find, You know the ones the one who cant think for them self, The reality TV crowd, who has to be told what to do,
YOu know YOU GUYS<
He wants you to vote for him because he black ,, that is the only thing he has been riding on,
I guess long live the simple minded bubba voters,
And what does this have to do with Hillary Clinton Island?
Furthermore, what does it have to do with REALITY???
Loki u really need to stop smok'n dat crack pipe and watch'n FOX News.....Then take off your KKK hood and open ur eyes...Ya Jerkoff
Aye! (I'm going to start packing now...)
Start sewing those gold costumes, Jess!
Got Chew-Mee working on them now. All the training she recived at that Nike factory in Bangkok sure is paying off. She can assemble a costume in 12 minutes flat! And that's one with sequeins hand sewn ALL over it. She is good for a solid 15 hours of work a day and we can stop the clock and get an additinal 2 to 3 hours more from her before she will notice. Louise is on her way up to your place to get your measurements now. What ever you do, don't drink from an open container or ANY container Louise offers you...
Thanks Jess for being on the ball, and keeps those Red Bulls coming for Chew-mee!
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