Dear Hillary Clinton Army,
As some of you may know, I have been diligently at work investigating the purchase of a tropical island, here-in to be known as "Hillary Clinton Island".
After a week of searching I have come to the realization that since most tropical islands cost in the millions, it would be prudent, for now, to simply RENT an island.
Now, those of you who know me should know that I am completely serious.
Private island rentals are actually pretty reasonable and practical. Plus they have all the amenities we will need already there. Housing, food, water, tropical beverages,and yes, maybe even a disco!
"Hillary Clinton Island" will be a tribute to Our Dear Lady on a monumental scale. No sour grapes grow on this island. Glamor, fun, and freedom will be the name of the game.
All we will need to pack will be our gold togas, diaphanous gowns, and lace-up sandals. More elaborate COSTUMES are optional but encouraged. I'll take care of the 30 foot backdrop of a golden Hillary statue for our temple dances. Until we build a real one, this will have to do.
A heli-pad will be a key feature in the choosing of our island. Hillary will be notified when all our plans are set.
Also crucial in our island selection will be a friendly, fun-loving staff willing to change the island's name for the week to, of-course,
"Hillary Clinton Island".
All in favor, say "I".
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