It is now time to move on to Step two.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
O.K., "a power greater than ourselves" is open to interpretation. Some will look to God or Jesus. If you are one of these people, I bring you "Jesus is my friend", by Sonseed. I hope you find the inspiration that you need to overcome this terrible addiction, in the lyrics of this spiritual song!
Others may look for their saviour elsewhere.
Personally, I am choosing Saint Hillary as my higher power. I offer you this candle to gaze upon as you meditate on your salvation.
Please feel free to share with us your preferred Higher Power.
I would now like to say a prayer.
Oh, Powerful Saint Hillary,
Divine mother and protector of us all,
I implore you to grant my humble request to give me strength over my terrible addiction to Sarah Palin.
Blessed are you that does not take pot-shots at SHE.
Blessed are you that walketh the higher road... alone.
I am not as strong as you, and I cannot control my desire to make fun of SHE.
Show me the way to rise above this terrible desire to cracketh Palin jokes.
Oh powerful Saint Hillary, I implore you to grant my request.
AMEN.
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Although SP* has paralyzed all but my sputtering gums, I will try my hardest to make it out tonight because I need to break the screen barrier with someone who fully understands.
*I refuse to ever resort to saying simply "Sarah", won't grant her the dignity of a single name.
I hope you can make it out!
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