Wednesday, August 20, 2008

THE ARUNAS STORY (Part One)

'Hello, My name is Arunas, and to answer the calls of my adoring public, I've decided to show you all a glimpse of my glamorous life...


I reside in a pitiful slum down in 'Saginaw', though I do my best to glam it up, enjoying my evenings, or at least trying to, by attending various household functions; dinners at times (though the pigs never give me a proper seat) or by viewing a movie with the... the 'others', as I call them.




There are three of Them, at times. One is my... acquaintance, Jade (a rather odd name, I think) she appears to have employed two servants of her own; a lady and a gentleman. The lady wears rather odd contraptions in her ears; she claims to be partially deaf, but I think she might be mildly retarded...
The gentleman, (whom I would hardly call gentle) has threatened my very existence several times. I have spoken with jade on the matter; she says their is naught to be done about it (though I think I shall wear my poison ring to the next family dinner...)

I do have finer taste than most; for example, I will only eat the most expensive dishes, such as broiled lobster tails, or elaborate pastries (although I can usually only manage to eat one bite or so, because I am so very petite)....



Tune in tomorrow for more of THE ARUNAS STORY! Meanwhile, back at H.C.A. Headquarters things are really heating up!

1 comment:

Jesse said...

His head is SWELLING and it was big to begin with!