Sunday, August 10, 2008

Thank you Hillary! My problems are solved!

Dear Gretchen, I have thought long and hard about your question and I think I have found a solution that will satisfy your appetite to stand out and be noticed and, above all, be treated with respect at the upcoming convention. As they say, hindsight is 20-20 vision and if wasn't for Oprah and "the Obama girl", I would have handily won this nomination. Now you were the only "Hillary girl" on the map and so I say this with great sadness. It is now time that you become an official Obama girl, but nothing like that hussy from south of the border. Now given your taste for novelty I want you to meditate, as I have, on the meaning of these two words, Obama Girl. I have enclosed an image of how I envision the REAL Obama Girl. Not surprisingly it is a literal interpretation and so this is my suggestion. Put on an Obama mask and a dress and call it a day. I believe if you were to wear such an outfit, the Obama boyz will pull out the red carpet for you, yielding media passes and invitations to the more festive post convention parties. I hope you seriously consider my suggestion because it is sure to guarantee that you have a wonderful time in Denver.



Sincerely Yours,

Hillary



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3 comments:

Handy Goddess said...

Finally Mother Eagle is developing a sense of humor. And as always she's right - that is so perfect.

Shirley Partridge said...

What a great idea! The whole family and I will be taking our bus to the convention dressed as Obama Girls, and I think we'll have a ball! Come on, get happy!

El-Change-O! said...

Thank you Hillary, I love it! I just ordered my Obama mask, and have urged my friend Chili to do the same.
Your idea is brilliant, very "Mother Eagle spy" meets "all-access pass". Now I'm going to order some high-tech spy gear so I can secretly film and record everything I see and hear from my mask!