Who the hell is Sarah Ferguson and why does she need an army? And tell me, does my army still exist? It better because I $&#ing need it! OK? Are we clear? And another thing. I know of a Sarah Ferguson, one in New York, who is a freak in my opinion. She's stalks me on the internet and imagines us to be friends. She is clearly delusional and doesn't need an army! If I find out of the resources of the Hillary Clinton Army have been diverted to support the bizarre habits of this pathetic woman, I'm going to be mad as hell.
Now Gretchen, you and I, we go back a long time. I have fond memories of our time together and I look forward to spending more time with you in Denver and, quite possibly, on the campaign in 2012. I know the HillCar will be there, whenever I need her. I can't tell you how much I appreciate everything you have brought to the campaign and what you have done for me. Thank you. Now give me back my f$&#ing army and get to work!
Here is my reply:
From the desk of the Hillary Clinton Army
You know that I have been a loyal supporter of your from the day you announced you candidacy. Who else would form an army just for you?
I just figured you wouldn't mind if the H.C.A. took a day off from the Hillary front lines and gave a little attention to others in need of an occasional army. I mean, other people sometimes need armies too! Especially misunderstood artists who have also dedicated all their time, money, and talents to you.
Certainly you've realized that simply by the law of averages, some artist would obsess on what you look like naked enough to get busy painting you in the nude. Be thankful that that someone is an extremely talented painter, and happens to be the number one up-and-coming artist in New York! The law of averages also say that someone would make a Hillary Clinton art car and drive around the country for you, again you should be thankful that someone is me, and not some delusional, obsessed, woman who just doesn't know when to quit!
Now although the chances are slim that these two should join forces, I must inform you that this has indeed happened. The "perfect storm" is brewing in Hillary dreamland. So while your out galavanting around the country stumping for Barrack Obama (yuck!), the Hillary Clinton Army has decided to devote a little time to their new favorite artist, Sarah Ferguson.
Perhaps if you devoted a little more attention to your tried and true supporters, and less time propping up B.O., your army wouln't get so distracted!
Leader of the Hillary Clinton Army
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