Today was my lucky day at the thrift store, and I simply must share my joy with you!
I was already feeling pretty happy about my score of a long black jacket thing with studs on the sleeves, but imagine my delight when I spotted this!
It's a nutcracker? It's a stool? Give up?
O.K. I'll tell you! It's both!
A nutcracker AND a stool!



I'm so excited I'm singing about it!
STOOL TOOL
"Stool tool!
Sit your butt, crack your nut!
Stool tool!
Not just a stool, it's a tool!"
Anyone care to add a verse?
11 comments:
Ohh, what a score! Whooo hoooo!
So much fun for a mere 6 bucks!
I am sooooooooo jealous!
Someone gave me a handful of pecans from a local tree. Sounds like you're the one to go to for this task. Cool!
It's a tool AND a stool! It's a stool tool and it's totally cool!
A too and a stool! So, after you crack the pecans with it- I can sit on it and eat them. I'll share! So totally cool!
Of-course cracking is best done while sitting, that's the beauty of it!
So yes, I will allow you to sit on my stool and crack some nuts!
I may have to impose a time limit though, due to this stool's extreme popularity!
Ok, can I reserve about 45 minutes? That ought to do it for one day.
You got it, I'll pencil you in.
Wow, maybe there's a way for this last poster to sit on the nutcracker for an extended period? Like until their nuts are in their throats?
Geez
Well U got it....
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Vince
Entertainment at one stop
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