Today was my lucky day at the thrift store, and I simply must share my joy with you!
I was already feeling pretty happy about my score of a long black jacket thing with studs on the sleeves, but imagine my delight when I spotted this!
It's a nutcracker? It's a stool? Give up?
O.K. I'll tell you! It's both!
A nutcracker AND a stool!
My friend Bill happened to be walking by, and boy was he ever impressed, and probably a little jealous too!
I'm sure glad I was already sporting a black and white look. It was as if it was meant to be!
I can't wait for the next "Bring your own stool" party! And if ya got any nuts you need cracked, I'm your gal!
I'm so excited I'm singing about it!
Sit your butt, crack your nut!
Not just a stool, it's a tool!"
Anyone care to add a verse?