Send your love to Rose Johnson

If you know Rose Johnson, or even if you don't,

please send her your love right now.

        (Self-portrait of Rose in Bali)

Rose is a beautiful, vibrant and inspiring woman. She is a great painter... one of my favorite painters actually. I've always greatly admired Rose for the free and uninhibited way she lives her life. Her paintings are a direct reflection of this beautiful creature we call Rose.

She has recently moved from Bisbee Arizona to Bali, to paint and be with her new husband.

We just received that Rose has suddenly become very, very ill.

She needs everyone's thoughts, prayers and love right now. 

Please watch this video to learn more about Rose and her art....

Hillary hot and cold

HILLARY HOT

Two Hillary stories came my way to day, one hot and one cold.

The first is from a guy named James .

Hillary had said some complimentary things to Ron Paul a couple of months ago about his  supporters. 

James, who is a Ron Paul supporter, was very touched by her words.

 Seeing that I had a Hillary blog, James wrote to me to ask if I knew what kind of hot sauce Hillary liked, as he wanted to send her a gift.

I told him that had no idea, but asked him to keep me posted.

James wrote me again a couple weeks later to say he had found the perfect jar of hot sauce, and had mailed it off to Hillary. Much to my horror, James had sent her a bottle of "Hog's Ass hot sauce", complete with a picture of a hog's ass.

I wrote back to James asking if that was supposed to be some kind of a joke. 

His answer was sincere. "No, it was just the best hot sauce I could find. I tasted it and I really like it".

In my mind there was no way in hell that hot sauce was ever going to find it's way to Hillary's desk.

But I was wrong. 

Here's the letter James received  from Hillary today....

"Dear Mr. ----:

I do, indeed, love hot sauce!

Thank you so much for sending me two bottles of your favorite; I look forward to trying it. I remain deeply appreciative of your thoughtfulness and good cheer, as well as the enthusiasm that you and your fellow Ron Paul supporters have brought to the public square.

With thanks and best regards, I am

Sincerely yours,

Hillary Rodham Clinton"

HILLARY COLD

The other story I heard today came from a friend named Walt.

Walt is Jill Japan's husband, and Jill just came back from an event in New York City where Hillary was the guest of honor. Jill was off and running, so Walt gave me the basics about the event.

The event was a fundraiser for children's healthcare. 

Tickets sold from $1,000 to $10,000 each.

The event was a huge success and Jill was overjoyed! Over 1 million dollars was raised for the kids.

Everyone was thrilled! 

Everyone but me, that is.

 Hillary Clinton was a no-show.

She apparently was caught up at the White House with President Obama solving some global crisis or other.

She did, for the record, talk to everyone on a giant screen.

I'm sure glad I didn't mortgage my house, or invent some elaborate scheme pretending I wanted to help save the children, just to go to see Hillary.

Apparently some  people, like James, Jill and Hillary, do things for sincere and unselfish reasons. 

Go figure.

I, on the other hand, would probably have sang this song just to weasel my way in to see Hillary, and then been profoundly disappointed if she didn't show up.

NOTIFICATION TO ALL PANTSUIT ENVOYS

All Pantsuit Envoys will be issued Pantsuit PS#12X37NTZ provided by the United States Department Of State.

You will also receive a PSE Art Supply travel kit which will contain paints, brushes, etc., needed for your assignment.

All PSE's must choose color options as shown below.

         1. Jet black with electric blue trim.

           2. Lemon yellow with lime-zazzle trim.

           3. Cherry red with royal blue trim.

       4. Key lime with plum trim.

Choose one of the following options and notify us in comments section.

Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

Upon receiving your PSE kit, stand on nearest street corner and a PS Special Envoy Van will take you to your destination.

Good luck and God Speed-

Pantsuit Parties

If you are invited to any Pantsuit Parties this weekend,

You may want to look up once and a while. 

Mother Eagle has an announcement she wants to make.

It

It wanders off into the desert to think of more dumb ideas.

A Pantsuit Envoy?

I'm sure your all just DYING to know the details (ZZZZZZZZ)......

This is the part were we all get to travel around the world in bright pantsuits setting up bad-ass art shows!

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Pantsuit Envoy

Become a Pantsuit Envoy for Hillary Clinton's Citizen Art Ambassador Program.

                 Join  Exchanges Connect today!

      I just thought up "Pantsuit Envoy". What do you think?

The Annuciation

Hillary Clinton, oops, I mean Mother Eagle, calls to the Pantsuit People, that's us, to become Citizen  Art Ambassadors ( see video below).

                   (Click to enlarge)

 This is just the beginning.... stay tuned!

Become a Citizen Ambassador

Hillary Clinton asks us to become Citizen (Art) Ambassadors...
Where do we sign up?

Definition of a Nun

Webster's defines a nun as: a woman belonging to a religious order; one under solemn vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience

My definition is slightly different.

To me, a nun is someone who devotes their entire lives, to the very core of their being, to something greater than themselves. They are perseverant, unstoppable, passionate, unwavering... focused like a magnifying glass though-out their entire lives, they are the true believers.

To me, Hillary Clinton is the Mother Superior of my definition of a nun.

But all nuns don't have to give selflessly to the world like Hillary does. They don't all have to be warriors against planetary problems.

They can give in other ways... though music, art, writing, science, fashion, dance, sports, acting or whatever their cause or life-passion is.

Another one of my favorite nuns is Siouxsie Sioux. 

Siouxsie has consistently given the world excellent music with a very particular aesthetic for over 30 years. She doesn't fool around, she never lets you down. She is a nun of music.

Who do you consider to be a nun?

I'd love to hear from you!

Victory!

A Hill-Nun raises her croquet mallet in victory!

                             ( Click to behold ) 

Number 3 in the "Hillary Nuns Playing Croquet on Hillary Yard Signs" series.

I'm on a roll here....

Alright, alright, already. I'll do it!

If I have to hear one more time about how much you all want "Hillary Nuns Playing Croquet on Hillary Yard Signs", I think I'll scream!

So, here at last, I bring you.... ( drumroll, please)

               (Click to enlarge)

"Hillary Nuns Playing Croquet on Hillary Yard Signs", each one different, numbered and signed.

The demand is great, so order now!

For a limited time only, only 30 bucks plus shipping. Don't miss this great deal!

Allow for sufficient drying time, as this one-of-a-kind  oil paintings will take a few weeks to dry.

Oops! Times up, you missed this great offer!

A Pilgrimage!

Being unable to mortgage my house in time to make tonight's fundraiser in NYC with Hillary, I've decided to leave the convent for the evening and go on a pilgrimage with some friends.

My friends suggested we walk across the town of Agua Prieta, Mexico to go to a place they call "La Reforma".

My imagination soared. 

So in a moment of fervent Hillary zeal and over-blown expectations, I grabbed an old Hillary yard sign and whipped up this quick painting. 

               (Click to enlarge)

I have since found out that "La Reforma" is a restaurant, and not a religious Hillary experience at all.

I then considered being a little decadent tonight and ordering a Coke. We are not allowed to drink coke here at Mother Eagle's Convent.

I have since changed my mind after learning that the owner of "La Reforma" was shot to death in his own restaurant last year over a similar incident with Coke. 

Forget it, I'll stick to water.

Well, at least I've found a new use for that old stack of Hillary yard signs!

Representin'

Bisbee's own Jill Japan will be representing Southern Arizona at the  Children's Health Fund dinner tonight with Hillary Clinton in New York City.

Jill says if she gets the chance to talk with Hillary, she will mention that she's a card carrying member of the H.C.A. Go Jill!

In case you want to attend, tickets are on sale from $1,000 to $10,000 each.

Music will be provided by Paul Simon and Willy Nelson.

Happy Birthday, Dad!

Today is my father's birthday. If you don't already know him, I'd like to share with you a little about Gene Baer.

Gene is a writer, a painter, a cartoonist, a musician, a wild food authority, a magician, a teacher, a devoted husband, and lucky for me, my father.

I know I'm extremely blessed to have two such wonderful people for parents. I was given the enormous gift of a magical childhood, thanks to Gene and Jackie Baer.

Growing up on Martha's Vineyard, my father spent endless hours treating us kids to all kinds of adventures. When he wasn't teaching art at our school, he was taking us on all kinds of journeys around the island. He often took us for trips hunting mushrooms in the forest, picking grapes, raspberries, blueberries or sassafras in the woods, hunting for watercress or fiddle heads growing by streams, or occasionally hunting for the elusive wild gorilla. 

He taught us about the ocean by taking us snorkeling to his favorite underwater hide-outs. He taught us how to build and fly kites, how to make coins come out of our ears, and about a million other cool things.

Ask any kid who grew up on Martha's Vineyard who their favorite teacher was, and most will tell you it was the legendary Mr. Baer. 

 Besides being my art teacher in school, he spent innumerable hours teaching me, and any friend I had over that day, art at home. Every Sunday afternoon was "Art day", and I was allowed to invite my friends over to make art with my Dad at the dining room table.

But above all else, my father taught us by example. To this day he still draws constantly, always sketching his latest ideas. He's always onto new projects, contemplating ideas that are usually way over my head.

As far back as I can remember, my father's paintings have always been my biggest artistic inspiration. They never fail to completely capture my imagination.

This painting has hung in our living room for as long as I can remember.

Another favorite.

My parent's house is chock full of my father's, my mother's, and my Grandfather's art, plus a million other wild and wonderful things. If you ever get lucky enough to have Gene Baer give you a tour of our house, you're in for some fun. 

These days, Gene spends just about every waking hour writing. He's written and published children's books, art lesson books, and music manuals. He's currently working on a philosophy book.

I guess the stars were aligned the day I was born, to be so lucky as to call Gene Baer my Dad.

I love you Dad, Happy Birthday!

The simple life

The simple life suits me just fine.

Here I am at the humble beginnings of my next masterpiece, "The Annunciation".

All this and a crust of brown bread.

I am content.

My humble beginnings

Today marks the beginning of  my simple and austere existence as a humble nun living here at "Mother Eagle's Nunnery".

I begin my day by waking at the crack of 11 AM. I take my first sip of java and contemplate my day.

The grounds need to be watered, the brown rice needs to be cooked, my habit needs to be sewed. But most importantly, as  one of  "Mother Eagle's Royal Academy of Painting Nuns" I must serve my vocation and paint.

Once I'm settled in here, I shall invite you all to "A Nun's Tea". 

Perhaps we may even take a short pilgrimage. I hear tell of a holy site near here called "Saint Elmo's". But I'm getting ahead of myself. I must focus on what's in front of me. Which right now happens to be coffee.

Welcome to Mother Eagle's Nunnery!

Please feel free to stroll around our grounds.
Entering unauthorized areas is, however, STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
We hope you will enjoy your stay.

Please sign in below.
We shall begin our program shortly...

Sunday Song with Musical Ruth

Sunday at Mother Eagle's Nunnery welcomes Musical Ruth....

Code word: Clinton

After this weekend of work, I will have 3 glorious weeks to do nothing but sit high in my cloistered Nunnery and paint the subject of my next art show, "The Myth of the Pantsuit".

I'm talking myths and symbols, baby.

                         Click to enlarge

Hillary Clinton will appear as an eagle, her followers as the pantsuit people.

All Partridge Family references will herein be symbolized as a Mondrian Shield.

Classic games are an obvious reference, except when it comes to croquet.

Other symbols will be explained as I invent them.

Everybody got it?

The Annunciation Challenge

What does The Annunciation have to do with either Hillary Clinton, Pantsuits, or Nuns?

I don't know, but I'd like to find out!

Back up Jack, I'm ready to take THE ANNUNCIATION CHALLENGE!

The Nutcracker Stool

Today was my lucky day at the thrift store, and I simply must share my joy with you!

I was already feeling pretty happy about my score of a long black jacket thing with studs on the sleeves, but imagine my delight when I spotted this!

It's a nutcracker? It's a stool? Give up?

O.K. I'll tell you! It's both! 

A nutcracker AND a stool! 

My friend Bill happened to be walking by, and boy was he ever impressed, and probably a little jealous too!
I'm sure glad I was already sporting a black and white look. It was as if it was meant to be!
I can't wait for the next "Bring your own stool" party! And if ya got any nuts you need cracked, I'm your gal!

I'm so excited I'm singing about it!

 

STOOL TOOL

 "Stool tool! 

Sit your butt, crack your nut!

Stool tool!

Not just a stool, it's a tool!"

Anyone care to add a verse?

Lecture in study Hall B

There will be a lecture on the Art of Croquet in Study Hall B.

Class from 7-9 PM    

Sign up now.

Work in progress. Click to enlarge.

For The Entertainment of Mother Superior

Although the Pantsuit Pages continue to try to please Mother Superior,

(Click to enlarge)

it is proving to be more difficult than previously imagined.

The Pantsuit Pages

 Meanwhile, the Pantsuit Pages attempt to entertain Mother Superior with a game of croquet.

  The start of a new painting. Click to enlarge....yee ha!

New address

This is to inform you that I have just moved.

Here is my new residence...

Please come visit me sometime.

We can play croquet and paint.

A Call to Adventure!

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling restless for an adventure!

I dream of Mother Eagle calling upon the H.C.A. for a Top Secret mission on the coast of Spain.

We must disguise ourselves as nuns in an ancient convent. 

The evil nuns of the convent are secretly preparing to destroy the world and we must learn their secrets in order to stop them!  (Click to enlarge photos).

We are sent to the convent disguised as "Mother Eagle's Royal Academy of Painting Nuns", and must paint ourselves out of some dire situations!

Under our habits we wear silver scuba gear to investigate these evil nun's secret underwater headquarters.
   Meanwhile, Hillary, Oops, I mean Mother Eagle gives her orders from the Eagle's nest. ( Click to enlarge). Mother Eagle and the Evil Mother Superior are mortal enemies, and Mother Eagle has vowed to avenge her.

                                                   

After we bust this case wide open, a secret cache of Hillary art located in Bisbee Arizona, becomes worth A FORTUNE!

Whew! This calls for a musical interlude!

And now for a musical interlude....

The Kronos Quartet, performing "Purple Haze".

What's wrong with this picture?

A panel of experts have determined that there are atleast 16 things wrong with this picture, entitled "Pantsuits and Croquet".
Let's see how many you can find.



Sometimes it helps to look at things from a different perspective.
Let's try it upside down to really shake things up. Whooo! Hang onto your mallets!



I recommend you press the button on the old juke box to your right to put your brain in the right frame of mind.

O.K., the clocks ticking...
Start naming!

Lime Green Pantsuit

Desperately seeking the perfect lime green pantsuit.


( I was forced to tint this photo)

Have just purchased vintage croquet set.
MUST HAVE LIME GREEN PANTSUIT NOW!

Signed,
Incomplete

My blue blood

Actually I have none, but it sounded like a catchy blog title.



In truth, I come from a long line of regular working folk from Martha's Vineyard. All the way back to the 1600's, in fact.
Teachers, plumbers, carpenters, fishermen, oh, and the first doctor on the Island, Abner West, was my Great, Great, Great, ( however many Greats) Grandfather. Interestingly, none of my ancestors had the foresight to buy property.

My Great Grandfather was a Sea Captain, which is way cool.


I bring this up because I am thinking about the subject matter for my next art show on Martha's Vineyard, August 15th.

I'm not abandoning my Hillary obsession ( heaven forbid!), but I probably won't be painting any more Hillary portraits for a while.
The spotlight will be on pantsuits, and we all know Hillary and pantsuits are synonymous.
The pantsuits will be in tandem with all those old blue blood games like Croquet.



Well, enough blabbing... it's time to paint!
Croquet, anyone?

A Mirror for Witches

Detail from "A Mirror for Witches"



Today's activities begin with the letter R ...
relax
reflect
read

Roka.

The History of the Pantsuit

As I begin to prepare for my next project, "The Myth of the Pantsuit", I thought I'd share what little I've found out about the history of the pantsuit.
It seems that the pantsuit as we know it, didn't come into being until the mid 1960's.
Women didn't really even wear pants until the 1920's, and that wasn't for fashion reasons, but work reasons.

Coco Channel, designed a rather masculine-styled pantsuit in 1933.


(Marlene Dietrich modeling)

Actresses like Katherine Hepburn made wearing men's suits fashionble among some women. But these suits were a little " too, too" for most.



French designer, André Courrèges, created a women's safari-styled pantsuit in 1965.
But pantsuits as we know them, did not come into being until 1966, when designer Yves Saint-Laurent introduced his awesome "Le Smoking" pantsuit.


Don't you just Le love it?

" Le Smoking tuxedo suit for women" set the standard for pantsuits today.
It grabbed the attention of the fashion industry, and offered a powerful alternative for women in the business world.


Le Smoking Suit, 1975

So, as I was saying...
The first pantsuits were made of wood...



( to be continued...)

Louise Monkey makes her point

Hillary Clinton's "Citizen Ambassador" speech

"Be the special envoys of your ideals.
Use the communication tools at your disposal, to advance the interests of our nation and humanity everywhere.
Be Citizen Ambassadors using your personal and professional lives to forge Global partnerships,
built on a common commitment to solving our planet's common problems".

Hillary rocks.

Hilldoll hits the town!

Looks like she needs her hair done, but it was great to see her again!

Wednesday night at my pad

O.K., O.K, not true. Hillary simply has been too busy to call lately.
Actually I'll be dining with the fabulous Jenna ZIne of Pantyline Press and Larry Crane, Editor of Tape Op Magazine.
Well, fancypants me, dropping names left and right!
I hope Jenna dishes some Hollywood dirt!

From the Retrospective Collection

                           Gretchen Baer/ grade 1

Obsession

Today's subject is OBSESSION.
This is a subject I am often asked about.
Let's explore the topic...shall we?



Let us begin with this simple formula, one I use over and over again in my life.

FASCINATION+PASSION=MUSE

To know me is to watch me use this simple formula over and over again. The subject may change, but the formula does not vary.

Here's my current formula:
A+B+C=HILLARY

A, B and C equal my love of:

A. Icons, pop art, The 60's art aesthetic, Andy Warholism, fun, humor, 60's and 70's T.V., color, line, and form.
B. A Gothic sensibility, mythology, history, ancient archetypes, mystery, feminine power.
C. An overwhelming desire to make the world a better place to live.

"Hillary", the icon, is the most wonderful combination of these things I have found, to date.
This combination sets my mind on fire, and makes me want to create art.
Think about it... a female force so powerful it verges on Super Hero, who looks like a 70's T.V. Mom, who wears a rainbow of bright colored pantsuits, and who is out to save the world.
Hello.

And now it's time for Q+A.
Questions?

A letter to Hillary

My next order of business is to make a video/letter presentation to Hillary...

I need to show her what I'm doing, and ask her permission to continue having art events in her name.



I want to continue to do my small part in creating an excited buzz about everything Hillary is doing, to the art crowd around the country and around the world.





I want my shows to be up-beat and fun, energetic and silly, big and bold. I want my shows to stimulate conversation and make people think.






President Obama has his group of artists, Hillary needs to have hers. Art has a way of speaking to people, that transcends language and affects people on another level. The more art and politics merge, the more change can occur.



Well, this is what I think anyways.
If she agrees, you know I'll give it all I've got!
If she doesn't... I'm prepared to walk away.

I can always paint, um, frogs or flowers or something.
I feel confident that I can bring excitement to frogs and flowers...
but my heart and soul desires to be a part of something much bigger than that.

Many thanks...

Thanks Colleena for hosting a trip to Hillaryland!



Thankyou Shawnee, Ed, The Hillaryland Dancers, Paul and Nadia, Bonnie and George, Judy and Bob, Rod, Mark, Marnie, Roxanne, and everyone else for coming and making my show so much fun!

Hillaryland Art show (Part 2)

Sunday was pretty quiet here in Hillaryland. People came and went in mellow waves.



My favorite part of the afternoon was when NYC sewer art boy, Mark Nilsen seranaded the Hillarys.



Roxanne harmonized.







I think the Hillarys have fallen in love....sigh!

Hillaryland Art Show (Part one)

Last night's Hillary show was really well received by the wonderful people of Tucson, AZ.
Lots of great people came to Hillaryland, and everyone seemed to love it!



Judy and Bob Nagle were there.


Bonnie and George Kopp, owners of the True World Gallery in Joshua Tree, drove all the way from California to see the show!

Even the Bombshelter's were there!


Myself and Dianne Bombshelter

Plus lots of other fun people...





Colleena Candelabra ( on right) and friends


Nadia Hagen from Pyrotechnic Circus, "Flam Chen".


Zena, myself, and Minica.

I LOVED "The Hillaryland Dancers"!









Next show starts at one PM. See you there for more fun!

Art show check list

Hillaryland Check list

1. 30 new hillary paintings
2. Painted Hillary masks
2. Hillaryland Dancers
3. Multiple Hillsuits (all signed by Hillary)
4. Multiple mannequins for Hillsuit/mask display
5. Champagne, wine, food etc.... to be purchased tomorrow
6. Costume for myself
7. Costume for everyone else
8. Projector for backyard slideshow
9. D.J. and accompanying gear
10. Videographer, photographer, Live music, media
11. Hillcar clean and shiny with flags ready to be unfurled
12. Most important of all... I need you there!

The Hillcar and the van are packed up and ready to go.... See you there!

Toasting Hillary!

Come toast to Hillary's success tomorrow night!
Judy Nagle will be giving the toast.

Judy ( left) JoJene Mills, and HIllary.

Judy is a heavy-hitter for Hillary, a core member of "Arizonans for Hillary" and a dear friend.

We love you Judy!

Journey to Hillaryland Art show

"Journey to Hillaryland" is coming to Candelabra Gallery in Tucson AZ. Saturday May 9th (7-11 PM) and Sunday May 10th ( 1-6 PM)

Come celebrate and toast to our new Secretary of State!

Come view....

The famous Hillcar...


The Original painting signed by Hillary



...and lots of other cool art pieces signed by Hillary or Bill, like this melmac plate!



Hear tales from the Campaign trail





I have lots of new art inspired by Hillary I am excited to show you!



How much we love our new administration.. and how hard we all worked to get it....
This is definitely cause to celebrate!

Candelabra is located on 412 East 7th St., just off 4th Ave In Tucson AZ.

Media for Hillary show

Kudos to Colleena of Candelabra Gallery for getting me some great media attention in Tucson.

AZ Night Buzz This has a full interview.
Tuscene
Tucson Weekly events calendar


Colleena Candelabra, art car artist. Powered by Pennzoil.

Colleena is an amazing performance artist and is putting together "The Hillaryland Dancers". I can't wait to see what surprises are in store!
Thanks, Colleena!

Here to serve...

Preparing for the Hillary show

I believe I've painted all I can for this show.



Now it's time to wrap it up, pack it up, and slap it up.
Or something more complicated than that.

Who's dumb idea was this, anyway?

Hillary Clinton Army book

Believe it or not, a book is going to be published about the Hillary Clinton Army!
H.C.A. member, Rachel Landua, wrote her Northern Arizona University college thesis about the H.C.A. and professors of various schools like it so much they are going to publish it.


Rachel on Hillary Clinton Island ( left), with Julia Tucker and myself.

But wait... it gets better! The professors just gave Rachel a job teaching political science at NAU due to the fact that they loved her thesis so much.
This group of professors will be visiting me in Bisbee sometime this summer.
Rachel has also been asked to be the keynote speaker at a number of functions.

Congratulations, Rachel! This is big news for you and the H.C.A!

Electric Hillaryland masks

Ya gotta admit....



Ya gotta admit something, anything.



I got the idea to make International flag Hillary masks today.
I started Mexico, Bosnia, and Switzerland... more to come.
Now I need Electric Hillaryland Dancers to wear them.


Bosnia

Now does anyone have anything they gotta admit?

Starring Hillary Clinton, featuring Shirley Partridge

I always wondered about the whole "starring" vs. "featuring" thing. Hmmmm...

I had an interview with Dan Shapiro of AZ Daily Star's AZNightBuzz this morning in which he called my blog "up to date".
I wonder if he was referencing this groovy album?

Meanwhile, I'm drowning in a sea of Danny.
I'm bejeweling little frames for my vintage 1972 Shirley Partridge bubble gum cards to sell at the show.
For every Shirley card, there are a zillion Danny cards. I guess kids just weren't that interested in collecting the Mom card.



This makes the Shirley cards all the more precious.
So for every framed, bejeweled Shirley card you buy, you will receive a FREE Danny Bonaduce card!

A Water Bouncer for Hillary

Hillary is taking a sick day today. The first ever that I'm aware of.
I, on the other hand, am having a ball.

A "Maui Toys Water Bouncer" to be exact. It is filled with water and glitter, and it's totally cool. I bought it today at Walmart.


Feast your eyes

Being a ball freak from way back, these balls are too good to be true.
I just googled them and found out that they ARE, in fact, too good to be true!
They are being recalled because they
catch on fire.

There's only a few left at Walmart.... I'm glad I've got mine!
If you run, you might just nab the last one.



If only Hillary had a water bouncer today, I'm sure she'd feel a lot better.
Well, as long as she doesn't leave it in a hot car!

Electric Hillaryland music

We will be treated to some live music at my "Journey to Hillaryland" art show in Tucson by New York City artist and musician, Mark Nilsen.
Mark is well known for his NYC Sewer art.
His art and his music are amazing, check him out!

Plum T.V.

Tina Miller, General Manager of Plum T.V. on Martha's Vineyard says....
"Um, is this about Shirley Partridge or something? We'll get you a spot on the morning show".

Chelsea Clinton's Martha's Vineyard wedding

Reporting from Hillcar satelite....


Beep...beeep...beep

Top Secret H.C.A. Agents from Martha's Vineyard report strange goings-on around the home of Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen.
Sources say they are preparing for the August wedding of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky.

Shirley Jones and Florence Henderson Tour

I can't tell you how excited I am to hear the news that Shirley Jones and Florence Henderson will tour together.
Classic. A "Must-see".
If you see this show, then you can die with a smile on your face.



The tour begins with Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra for three concerts Nov. 20-22.
Additional tour dates are expected. (Sigh!)

The concerts will feature "new orchestrations and charts, retrospective career overtures, clip reels, personal anecdotes, first time duets, and classic songs." (Hmmm... my imagination is drifting away here).

I don't exactly want to go to Indianapolis for this, but would definitely make the trip to a city that I have friends in.
This has got "Hillary Clinton Army Field Trip" written all over it.
Who's in and whatever shall we wear?