After hours of decorating myself in various shades of clay on the beach, I decided to go ahead and crack open my fabulous new book, "The Rich and the Righteous".
Loaded with the intrigues and burning passions of the rich and famous, I quickly got bored and decided to play with "I Spy" with my kaleidoscope instead.
"I spy, with my little eye" that Bill Clinton was on the Island playing golf yesterday.
Now it's your turn to dish, what do you spy?
"I spy, with my little eye" that Cindy Sheehan is planning a war protest on the Island when President Obama is here next week.