For the last week or so since Hillary has set off on her Asian adventure, I wake up every morning and ask myself this question....
"Where in the world is Hillary?"
First I go to some of my new favorite Hillary blogs like
All Things Hillary Clinton and Secretary Clinton,
which I find informative, colorful, and entertaining.
But unless your an insider traveling with Hillary, no one really knows exactly where Hillary is.... like... right...NOW!
This poses a problem for Hillary extremists everywhere. So after much contemplation, I present to you this possible solution.
We turn the Hillcar into a Hill-tracking satellite and launch it into outer space.
We equip it with a GPS device that detects the whereabouts of Hillary's Blackberry at all times.
Assuming Hillary is willing, of-course.
This could prove to be quite expensive, but Hillary is always worth it.
In the meantime I'm considering adding satellite antennas onto the Hillcar.
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