Saturday, February 21, 2009

Where in the world is Hillary?

For the last week or so since Hillary has set off on her Asian adventure, I wake up every morning and ask myself this question....
"Where in the world is Hillary?"
First I go to some of my new favorite Hillary blogs like
All Things Hillary Clinton and Secretary Clinton,
which I find informative, colorful, and entertaining.
But unless your an insider traveling with Hillary, no one really knows exactly where Hillary is.... like... right...NOW!
This poses a problem for Hillary extremists everywhere. So after much contemplation, I present to you this possible solution.

We turn the Hillcar into a Hill-tracking satellite and launch it into outer space.

We equip it with a GPS device that detects the whereabouts of Hillary's Blackberry at all times.
Assuming Hillary is willing, of-course.

This could prove to be quite expensive, but Hillary is always worth it.
In the meantime I'm considering adding satellite antennas onto the Hillcar.


Flying Mermaid said...

Ahh, fabulous idea!

Charlene said...

Yep, I can visualize that right now - satellite antenna's - Hill Tracking Extraordinaire! Go for it!

Sarah said...

i totally have that same problem. i need to to where she is at EVERY moment! and your plan is brilliant. we can send a special envoy to space in the Hillcar

Hillary Clinton Army said...

O.K., then it's settled!

commoncents said...

Great post!!

Would you like a Link Exchange with our new blog COMMON CENTS where we blog about the issues of the day???

Hillary Clinton Army said...

Sure, that sounds great!

Anonymous said...

yes, we're obsessed too...

posted this great post @



Vince said...

O.K., then it's settled!



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