Saturday, February 21, 2009

Where in the world is Hillary?

For the last week or so since Hillary has set off on her Asian adventure, I wake up every morning and ask myself this question....
"Where in the world is Hillary?"
First I go to some of my new favorite Hillary blogs like
All Things Hillary Clinton and Secretary Clinton,
which I find informative, colorful, and entertaining.
But unless your an insider traveling with Hillary, no one really knows exactly where Hillary is.... like... right...NOW!
This poses a problem for Hillary extremists everywhere. So after much contemplation, I present to you this possible solution.

We turn the Hillcar into a Hill-tracking satellite and launch it into outer space.



We equip it with a GPS device that detects the whereabouts of Hillary's Blackberry at all times.
Assuming Hillary is willing, of-course.

This could prove to be quite expensive, but Hillary is always worth it.
In the meantime I'm considering adding satellite antennas onto the Hillcar.

8 comments:

Flying Mermaid said...

Ahh, fabulous idea!

Charlene said...

Yep, I can visualize that right now - satellite antenna's - Hill Tracking Extraordinaire! Go for it!

Sarah said...

i totally have that same problem. i need to to where she is at EVERY moment! and your plan is brilliant. we can send a special envoy to space in the Hillcar

Hillary Clinton Army said...

O.K., then it's settled!

commoncents said...

Great post!!

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Hillary Clinton Army said...

Sure, that sounds great!

Anonymous said...

yes, we're obsessed too...

posted this great post @ www.justsaynodeal.com

warmly,

princess

Vince said...

O.K., then it's settled!

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