The Top Secret Plan, "Operation Bello", was foiled last night when actress Maria Bello failed to appear at "Cafe Roka", where I work.
Maria is engaged to the son of one of the H.C.A.'s highest ranking Sergeants, Sergeant Etta.
Maria and Bryn talking with Etta at the premiere of "The Mummy".
I met Maria and Bryn the other day when they were shopping with Etta at the local vintage store. When I spotted that Etta had made reservations for four last night, I jumped to the wrong conclusion, and began making preparations for "Operation Bello"!
Maria and Bryn
I guess I can reveal the Top Secret Plan to you now that Maria and Bryn have left town.
"Operation Bello" involves getting Maria to dance on a table-top wielding a sword, like in the movie, "Mummy, Tomb of the Dragon Emperor", in which she stars.
The plan involved a fabulous bottle of wine I had set aside, a table on an empty floor, more wine, and a wooden sword.
My boyfriend Shawnee promised he would build a studio for me in the month of January if I could accomplish this nearly impossible feat.
You see, my life's work as "Art Ambassador for Hillary Clinton" can begin in earnest just as soon as I have a studio!
This plan involves all of you, Dear H.C.A., as we are all "Art Ambassador's for Hillary Clinton", and we must start somewhere.
You must admit, this is a ridiculously stupid "Hillary Clinton Army" place to begin!
We MUST get Maria to dance on a table top for us A.S.A.P.!
Our future depends on it!
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